The people who "create" this shit
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| Dan Irrational Webmaster/Creator |
| Jake Lovetarded Writer |
| Sara the Scissors Wielding Bitch Evil Photo Model |
| The Evil T.V.F. Evil Movie Star |
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Dan Irrational |
First off let me set a few ground rules. I like girls, and I continue to look for girls to fall in love with. Also, I really don't have it that bad. While a few girls have made me feel awful, I have not experienced what a lot of other guys have felt. A lot of guys have had their hearts utterly ripped out by some evil girls. So one lonely night I was feeling a little bit blue, and listening to Saves the Day and I decided that it might be kind of cool and funny to make a site dedicated to girls being evil.
Thus, this site was born.
I have a lot of friends who are girls. I have a lot of girls that I really like. However, the problem is that I know how girls are; they say one thing but mean the other. They pretend to want sweet guys but they really want jerks. They know it. They like messing with our heads and hearts.
Many girls have said to me recently: "Do you think you'll get girls by making this site?" My answer is no, obviously. But I was bored, like practicing my HTML skills, and wanted to make this site. I want this site to be for all guys to give their input. Like I said, I don't really have enough heartbreak stories to fill this site. I need guys who have experienced evil girls to write for this site. Just submit us an article, a photo of a girl who hurt you, and if you want, a photo of yourself and a bio so we can put you up on this section, making you a member of the Girls Are Evil team.
I don't consider myself really emo (If you need a definition of emo, that's weird that you are at this site -- "emo"tional: mostly associated with punk music with emotional, sad lyrics). While that picture to the left is of me and it looks pretty emo - EMO AUSTRALIA PHOTOS - I don't think it's too serious. I listen to some emo music, but I wouldn't go so far to call myself emo. Emo is kind of silly. This website is really really silly. And if you take this site too seriously than you are really really really silly. But even though this site is kind of a farce... GIRLS ARE STILL EVIL!!!!
-Rockin' Out
GENERAL INFO: I am 19 years old, a freshman attending an overly expensive university in Washington DC. I like playing and listening to punk/emo music and I aspire to be a screenwriter, director, film critic, journalist, etc. I'm really sexy and sensitive, and I like puppies.
AIM: GirlsAreEvil27
My Online Journal
EMAIL: DanIrrational@GirlofYourDreams.Com
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Jake Lovetarded |
I like this web site. That, and being a Writer by heart, and an individual who believes that girls are anti-Jake, I am drawn to share my thoughts to it... no matter how ridiculous they seem. I've come to the impression that girls either believe I am A) gay or B) emotionally retarded. I'm neither...so I still try to figure out why in the hell I have no luck with the opposite sex.
Like everyone else, all of the girls who I either thought were attractive, had a crush on, or fallen in love with prefer the stupid jocks who wear khakis and yellow long-sleeved Banana Republic shirt and want girls for their ripe vagina. I know that sounds crude but hell, it's the truth.
I guess in my spare time I like writing Lyrics...which you will be able to view at this very site. Yippie-skippy. They're really Ataris/New Found Glory/Girl Repellent/etc. based... and a lot will be used while writing songs for my band Frosted Brown. Other than that I enjoy stargazing, going to
shows, and tupperware parties. Yeah.
Feel free to drop me a line. Hate mail welcomed.
Love and smooches,
--Jake
Stew@Gyeah.Com
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Sara the Evil Psycho Scissors Wielding Bitch |
Yes, I am Sara, also known as the evil scissors wielding psycho bitch, or something close to that. I wanted to say thank you to Danny, who although he has never met me, can sense my extreme evilness anyways, and keeps me on the site. What can I say? I try. Actually, wait a minute, what am I saying? I don’t try. I’m just naturally evil.
Ok, I’ll admit it. In my path of destruction I have been the evil girl who ripped out the hearts, of not one, but two, guys. I felt bad, but it had to be done. And ok, so you’re thinking, "Wow, she really is an evil bitch," but hold on. How sick and wrong is this?
I find out that ex-boyfriend #2, (we’ll just call him Kylie), now thinks my 17 year old sister is hot. Sick. Yeah, so I’m off at school and we broke up a few months ago. He’s at home going to college there. I guess his sick and twisted mentality is that if I’m not there then she is the next best thing. Some other kid told her that he said he "wants her." How disgusting. Excuse me while I go throw up. Jeez, Go work at a carnival or something.
And as for ex-boyfriend #1, (we’ll call him Shawna) he is not so shady I guess, just sorta weird. Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT’S WHY. Ooooppps! Was that out loud? Hmmm…. J/k. Here’s the story with him. Shawna and I dated (wow, maybe we shouldn’t call him Shawna. This is sounding sorta lesbianish, but whatever) for almost 2 years. Then we broke up. Ok, ok. I broke up with him. Then a few months later, I start dating this kid I went to high school with, Kylie. And then in the summer, they see each other at parties and they hate each other’s guts. Really, they can’t stand each other. So maybe you can understand my confusion when I tell you that they have now joined the Sara’s Ex-Boyfriend Club. They are the only two members, and are now best friends. They still secretly try to compete over me by seeing who can talk to me more when the other one is around…stuff like that. It’s awful. Anyways, that’s my ever-so-exciting love life.
Currently, I sit around my dorm room at Michigan State, and plot my evil girly schemes. Besides wearing girl sandals, Chris likes taking pictures of me when I look really gross, and then posting them on the internet for lots of people to see. I love it. I am one of Chris’s few friends here, (on a good day, if he’s lucky), and he is "one of Danny’s few friends," so that’s how I got to be on the website. When I’m not devising my evil plans I avoid my homework at all costs, and dream about the day when I will have a car again, and maybe find a normal boy who meets my dating standards list. So far, it’s looking like I have a better chance of getting the car first. Oh well, as I like to say in my ever-applicable outlook-on-life quote: "You win some… you lose some." give it a try sometime. It’s works in almost any situation. I failed a class. This girl/guy just broke up with me. You just cut my hair crooked. etc… Hey, what can I say? You win some…you lose some. Adios.
Oh and p.s. (like this isn’t long enough already) I just wanted to remind you: Don’t give up boys!!!! There are a few non-evil girls out there. Keep being nice and great and everything, and maybe you’ll find one. Good Luck!
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The Evil T.V.F. |
The evil T.V.F. refuses to write a bio for the website, most likely because she is so incredibly evil. Anyways, in lieu of her bio, I have posted a video that should give you a glimpse of her evilness (she is also the "star" of GirlAttack! and is featured in the Mission Statement Video, so check that out).
Download the Evil T.V.F. Video Biography
MPEG File -- Under 1 MB
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