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A.K.A.: “the evil scissors wielding psycho bitch”
(and no, contrary to beliefs made popular by Girls Are Evil, I do not walk around with scissors, knives, or any other sharp object in my hand at all times, like some kind of ridiculous cartoon character. Just every now & then.)
I’m a 19 yr old, Capricorn, sophomore, and evil girl extraordinaire, majoring in International Relations/Political Theory & Constitutional Democracy. In other words, I am a huge loser.
CLAIM TO FAME: original Girls are Evil photo model
MOST EVIL ACCOMPLISHMENT TO DATE: have knowingly broken the hearts’ of two innocent boys. (One over the phone)
LIKES: playing soccer, The Beatles, pink, breaking boy’s heart’s or legs, long walks on the beach, snowboarding, wakeboarding, The Beach & The Graduate, driving around, Saves the Day, Van Halen, No Doubt, making stupid movies.
DISLIKES: getting shots, bitchy & stupid girls, meatloaf, cry-baby boys, doing laundry, math, ex-boyfriend clubs.
FAVORITE EVIL QUOTE: “Searching for a guy in high school (or college) is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.” –Clueless
WORST PICK UP LINE EVER HEARD: (In a huge econ lecture, from the kid who sat next to me…talking to himself!) “Umm…Sara’s really hot. Damn! She’s fine.”
A.K.A.: "the money-grubbing, pretentious man-trap tease.”
I am a 20 year old sophomore, and roommate of Sara. I am currently dealing with an entourage of love sick past flings, whom seem to show up at the most inconviente times and places. Also, an active Spartan Ski Club member, and admittedly a “sorostitude,” but “Hey, it looks good on those future job apps.” In my free time, I enjoy working out at the gym in order to keep my girlish figure to SEDUCE AND DESTROY… Have a tendency to give my number out to guys and then ask “Wait, who are you?” when they call.
MISSION IN LIFE: Seduce and Destroy.
MOST EVIL ACCOMPLISHMENT TO DATE: Successfully having two Valentines’ on the same day.
LIKES: receiving overly expensive Tiffany’s jewelry, as well as a dozen red roses (from boys), watching Sports Center, and 90210, snowboarding, Jamacia, ice cream from Tasty Twist, shopping.
DISLIKES: ex-boyfriends who put #1STUNNR as their license plate, red meat, Carson Daly (he’s such a tool), cold weather, spiders, and waking up (or stumbling home) to my roomate’s annoying video camera in my face.
FAVORITE EVIL QUOTE: “Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette. Thinks he’ll get the girl, he’ll only get the mechanic.” –Pearl Jam, Soon Forget
WORST PICK UP LINE EVER HEARD: “Hey Brigitte, want to walk to the pet store with me to buy a mouse? It’s time to feed my friend’s snake.” (THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SOME BOY ACTUALLY YELLED THIS TO ME FROM HIS APT. BALCONY)
Brigitte working her evil magic on an older man
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