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The place where the evil girls tell about other evil deeds not captured on film.
10/12 by Sara:
The webmaster of Girls Are Evil got this email... He sent it to me to get my opinion on what to do. Check it out.
my name is J-- and girls are evil. I attend (deleted to protect the innocent and the evil) and
I noticed that sara (scissor pchyso bitch) also goes here . I was just
wondering if you knew her last name or e-mail address. Also your site is
pretty fucking cool and funny. Nice band picks and I think you should add
Alkaline Trio and any other band from vagrant records on there because all
those bands have some great songs about girls being evil. Well keep up the
good work.
Here's what I say: I cannot believe it! My first fan email!!!! Wow. What can I say? This is so unexpected. When I first began to pursue my dream as a Girls Are Evil photo model, I never anticipated becoming an evil superstar. But, I must admit, it is thrilling to have emo boys writing in wanting to meet, or possibly even stalk me!!! The thought of having a plethora of emo guys checking their email religiously to see if I've responded to them is beyond my wildest dreams. And maybe, just maybe, with a lot of determination, hard work, and heartbreaking, that dream will someday become a reality. I can only hope boys will continue to be foolish and idiotic enough as to continue to fall, once again, for heartless girls like myself. So, in response to your question Jared, my last name is Lee, and you can contact me at EvilSara@gofuckyourself.com. I'd love to get together sometime!
10/02 by Sara:
Today I put my evil girl charm to good use. (and by good use, of course I mean beneficial to myself.) I flirted shamelessly with the ticket booth guy at the stadium, and only had to pay half-price for my parking. I plan to continue with this facade every Tuesday and Thursday when we drive to class. I'm hoping by the end of the semester he'll have the nerve to ask me out, at which point I will laugh in his face and drive away, leaving him crying in his little booth, choking on exhaust fumes. Haha, this will be awesome.
Girls, do you have evil escapades you want told to the world?! If so, send them to us!
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