Do you think you are the exception to the Girls Are Evil rule? Click the logo below to get more information and take part in the contest...
6.25.01 | Reality TV Is Real, Really...
So I had a good idea for something fun for the site and the readers to take part in. I often get emails from girls who claim to be the exception to the rule. I decided that I want to put these "exceptions" to the ultimate test, a reality show ripoff extravaganza!!!!
If you are a girl and an exception then I want you to be a part of G.A.E.'s
EVIL GIRL SURVIVOR The Ultimate Test of Evilness
I need people to take part. I will display a group of girls fighting to be the exception. We will post a photo and a short bio that you provide, and then over the course of time I will send you questions to answer, and then readers will vote for who they think should be booted off and labeled EVIL. One girl will survive, and then be labeled the exception to the rule here on the site. (And I might even send them a prize if I can find something around my house I want to give away.) So girls, will you be the survivor??
If you think this is a good idea or if you want to put your evilness to the test, check out this Message Board and leave your thoughts, or email me at EvilGirlSurvivor@hotmail.com. Do it today and stuff.
Lots of articles and other fun stuff coming very very soon
6.23.01 | VERSION 2.0 Fully Operational
Hooray for today. Version 2.0 of Girls Are Evil is up and ready to be explored. While there really is not much new in terms of content on the site for this update, there is a whole new design to check out. I tried to make the site a bit cleaner, and more uniform. My friend Jon, who knows webdesign on the professional level, says it looks good. I hope everyone agrees. Email Me with your thoughts on the new design, new ideas for the site, and SUBMISSIONS!!. If you have something to say, some work you want posted, send it over and I will do my best. New content is what keeps the site interesting.
In the meantime, I'd like everyone to do me a huge favor. Click on the link below and tell a friend about the website. Thanks in advance.
First I suggest you head over to the Video Mission Statement and download the video that tells what the site is all about. Then go to the About Us section and see who is behind this. Then read some articles, like this one and then go over to the Message Board and leave your thoughts with other readers. I hope this doesn't sound pretentious, me telling you the way to look around my website. If so, sorry.
More Updates to Come in a Few Days
6.6.01 - Even Drones Can Fly Away
"When God was creating people, he made their hearts out of a very sticky
substance called Attraction. When a person is Attracted to another
person, a little bit of their heart gets stuck to that person. The
longer Person A is Attracted to Person B, the more of the heart gets
stuck. By the time Person B starts moving away, Person A's heart is
completely wrapped around and stuck to Person B like a cow's tongue to a
metal fencepost on a January day. So Person A tries to pull their heart
away, but it hurts too bad, because that sucker is STUCK."
-A Friend of Chris Cholet
Alright, it's been a week since an update. I've started working my summer job, and all the hard work has been overwhelming. I have a prestigious job. You know how at restaurants the silverware comes wrapped up in the napkins? Well, they aren't magically shipped that way. Nope, someone has to physically wrap thousands upon thousands of forks, knives and spoons up in fresh linens. I do that all day. Awesome huh?!?! And the lemons in iced tea and water don't arrive to the restaurant sliced either, again, I have the honor of cutting thousands of lemons up each morning. Thank God I get a cut of the waiters tips.
Anyways, check out all the Mail Girls Are Evil has gotten, and then check out a new Girl's Perspective from Ruby Soho.
More stuff coming soon. Rock out.
5.28.01 - Jackie Aprile Jr. Is Dead
Sundays used to be the best day of the week. Sunday night, 9 PM, HBO... THE SOPRANOS. However, now my Sundays are empty, cuz the season is over. We have to wait until April (shit) for new episodes. They better show all three seasons over again so I can tape them. Sorry for this pointless rant. It's just that 9 o'clock came and I realized that Sopranos wasn't coming on, and I got really sad. The Sopranos is the best reason to own a television.
Alright, The Scorpion King who sent me hate mail turned out to be one of my friends playing a joke. Although he's a buddy of mine, he didn't get away with his joke before receiving some Mail himself from a G.A.E. supporter. SNAP!
Want Dogma? Girls Are Evil Dogma? Jake has got you covered in his newest feature:
Plus, some big stuff. Our friend Kevy-D whose written some things for most of the websites I've made recently got to sit down and do an interview with Kris Roe from The Ataris and he had some great things to say. Check it out you pussy:
Finally, check out the Mail I got from two totally evil chicks who fully admit to being fucking devilish females. Here are a few quotes from their evil rantings:
-"Once you start to date me, back the fuck up. I will tease you and you won't get any nookie. I'll pretend like I'm going down on you (when in actuality I was prolly gonna but then saw your small dick and backed off) but really won't."
-"I'll steal your money, borrow your car and never come back, use you for all your worth, and once I'm finally done with you I'll bum your last cigarette and walk away flaunting the ass you didn't get and smile on my way out."
-"Has anyone ever thought of having an evil girl club? I think this might be a good chance to unite all evil girls so we can plot and share secrets."
5.23.01 - Stay What You Are
I've listened to the new Saves the Day album Stay What You Are and I've written a review of what I think of the album. Check that out by clicking the link below.
5/21/01 -- The site reaches 10,000 hits. Thanks to everyone for showing your support.
5.21.01 - Do You Smell What Anubis Is Cooking?
So I got some "hate mail" recently from The Scorpion King and if you have seen his Message Board post you've gotten a taste of what he has to say. He sounds vindictive, full of hate and he apparently enjoys over-use of the word "cock". He knows a lot about ancient Egyptian history, but that's a given being he's from the movie The Mummy Returns. He sounds an awful lot like my friend OnePlusZeroEquals Chris, but Chris doesn't listen to STD and this guy claims to have their upcoming album, Stay What You Are. I am looking into the validity of his statements at present, and I will let you all know what I find out after he responds to my email, hopefully with more slanderous words and bitter invective!! The hate-mail he sent me is below for all to enjoy...
This letter is to inform you how much your website and you suck floppy
disaccharide-coated Mongolian warlord cock. It must be an disappointment
for you to put in so much time and effort only to produce a website
equivalent to giving Notorious BIG a rim job while he suffers from amebic
dysentery. In fact, I'd rather have my bowels rupture into my peritoneum
yielding an excruciatingly painful case of sepsis than read another word of
your homoerotic and antisocial babble. Do yourself and everyone else a
favor and brutally end your pathetic existence with a blunt object.
Fuck you,
The Scorpion King
5.18.01 - The Only Thing I Ever Learned In Math Class
I've been sent this from a few people, and I think its totally awesome. Math finally proves something which can be applied to daily life. Also, CHECK OUT THE HUGE UPDATE BELOW.
5.18.01 - Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey Was On Superstation Last Night
BIG UPDATE TODAY!
First, I did a little work and updated a new band to the Music section. A Small Victory is a band who are friends of mine but they really deserve to be up here because their lyrics are perfect for the site and they are cool guys too. So go to the Music section to check out stuff by them today.
Kevy-D of A Small Victory has been ranting and writing some sweet lyrics for all to read and enjoy.
I got another set of emails from a concerned female reader, who provides a story about an evil guy... an evil emo guy no less. From her emails she seems like a real cool chick, especially when she wrote this to me: "And from one non-evil person to another, I think you're talented". Totally awesome, I'm blushing profusely.
I started a forum on the Boards about what emo is exactly (this issue has been the debate of boards about punk/emo bands all over the web) and I wanna know what you think. Go tell the world What Emo Is
Finally, I have begun archiving the old news updates, so check that out if you want to see some of the older stuff from the site's main update page.
5.15.01 - Dial Up
I don't know how I could stand it before college and network connections (then again, I never ran websites or really used the net often before college). Dial up sucks. But enough of my bitching. Short update today.
Also, some fun Mail has been received as of late, such as an angry letter from Holly in Arizona and a weird letter from some dork named Andy "GirlsAreNiceAndIAmAPimp" Phillips. Hmm...
COMING SOON: Some harsh words and heartfelt melodies from Kevy-D of A Small Victory, North Carolina's premiere punk rock screamo outfit. Also, some kind of rant by me and some videos from my other site Irrational Films.
Trying to update websites at 56k
5.09.01 - How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Summer time is almost here. I'm getting ready to head home and updating is going to be a mega-bitch. But alas, I will still be doing it, so keep submitting your stuff. I am going to work on an article about my first year of college and not meeting any girls or having any girlfriends. I'm so rad!!
We've got some new stuff to check out though. Short mail update and a brand new (short) article.
Plus, new original lyrics. Sleep by Paul Caluscos.
Also, this summer I am planning to set up an online store to sell Girls Are Evil T-Shirts and some other fun stuff. The back logo will look like this and I'm waiting to hear from the artist at Exploding Dog about a drawing for the shirts. I want to know if everyone is interested in this, so let me know in this Forum on the Message Board, or email me about it.
To keep new content coming if updates get slow, I suggest everyone use the Message Boards.
Another update today. After Frat Boy Trevor saw the "phat" update on the Icy Hot Stuntaz he came to me and insisted that I post some pics of him with his very own "ride". He says "It's got phatter dubs than any of those Stuntaz got, and there be this big azz thing sticking out da back dat's all up in my grill!! Damn." So here are some pics of our own "Stunta" with his thugged out Honda Accord. Smooth.
Trevor posin' behind his wiggity-wack ride. "Thanks ma, ya dumb ho."
Trev' calling up the Icy Hot Stuntaz on his celly to ask about auditions.
(I found out later that this car did not even belong to Trevor, and he just found it parked on the street and posed next to it with his cell phone and made me take a picture)
5.02.01 - Da Illest Rhymes You Eva Heard!!
If you haven't seen this yet, check it out. It's white 15-year old suburban rap from Georgia... ICY HOT STUNAZ!! This is pure hilariousness. People all over the web are arguing whether or not these people are for real or if its just a joke. If its real, then its really sad, but its a good publicity stunt. If its fake, then I admire these guys for pulling a prank that is fooling people all over the place. Frat Boy Trevor, G.A.E.'s very own stuna says "IHS be the phatty-boombastic-est group of white rappers since that dope rhymer who sung that 'Informer' song. Damn girl..." After checking out their site, discuss them in The Message Board.
Check out the quote on top of the page -- and here it is again "Our relationship was good until I found out she sucked some guy off for a piece of fried chicken" from Dale Barrett in the guestbook. It is my favorite quote ever from the guestbook. Talk about EVIL.
Our friend Dave (Pictured here to the left) has been working on some sweet Shockwave banner logos and artwork for the website, and that should be hitting the site up right soon. Rock out.
Also, over the course of the last few days I have gotten a bunch of repsonses from girls who like the site but would like to say a few words about evilness and relationships from the other side of the spectrum. Check out some Perspectives from the So-Called "Enemies"
Finally, do you like rock and roll? Then check out American Hot Wax, Girls Are Evil's newest must check out band. Check out their mp3's below and go to the Music section to learn more about them.
Apparently the roots of females being evil extends all the way back to medieval France. I came to this conclusion after reading the play Phaedra by French dramatist Jean Racine. The story is about Queen Phaedra, whose husband, King Thesus, is absent, leaving her in charge of the kingdom. She has fallen in love with her stepson, Hippolytus, the son of Thesus. However, Hippolytus loves Aricia, the princess being held captive in the King's court and forbidden to bear children. When Phaedra expresses her love to Hippolytus, he is shocked and refuses her invitation, opting instead for the love of Aricia. Then Thesus returns to his kingdom, and Phaedra allows her servant Oenone to accuse Hippolytus of making the claim of love for Queen Phaedra. Thus, the angered Thesus banishes his son and ruins his chances with Aricia. Later Phaedra confesses, but it is too late. Hippolytus has been slain and she soon dies herself, Thesus' kingdom now a wreck.
The moral is: Girls are evil. Phaedra fell in love with her stepson, and he ended up dead due to her and her bitch servants evil dealings. See, feminine evilness stretches all the way to the beginning of time.
I am not a dork, really...
4.20.01 - This One Goes Out to All My Dead Homies
Oh my lord, today is 4-20. You know what that means. Idiotic frat boys and hippies all across the earth will lift up their joints in praise of the day that has been known for stupidness. Among the awful things associated with this day: Hitler's B-Day, Anniversary of the Columbine Tragedy, and the premiere of the movie Freddy Got Fingered (this movie is awful... check my review). Also, this is the day when jerk guys like the notorious Frat Boy Trevor, a Girls Are Evil original creation made famous in the Mission Statement, take advantage of all the girls during parties while the emo guys sit at home listening to the new Dashboard CD. I hate the date 4-20.
However, look on the bright side... update. We've got a new feature from our Canadian Correspondent Pat's evil older sister, Brandi. She admits she is evil, but gives a really strong argument... read that shit dogg, damn it's smooth (...sorry...)
Also, our boy Jake has two rocking new Original Lyrics: She Never Told Me Half-Lies, Only Half Truths and Traffic Lights.
Finally, Chris Cholet is a fan of the site who writes some crazily impressive poems. His stuff is really emo, yet it's really great writing. Check out "A Letter to a Girl" and check out the rest of his website www.jeisai.net. Bring a tissue.
Two final points of information. My tribute to Joey Ramone is here to check out and my friend Andy is getting flown out to Los Angeles tomorrow by an entertainment company to go to some movie premieres and interview stars such as John Lithgow. He gets put up in a hotel and gets a free day to visit Hollywood, before hob-knobbing with the elite of the film industry. He is a bastard and I hate him with a fire that burns like a thousand suns.
4.18.01 - Too Tough To Die
Starting tomorrow, check The GW Hatchet Arts section for my tribute article to our fallen hero Joey Ramone.
And visit the Joey Ramone Memorial where you can post your thoughts about the man, the myth, the legend... Joey Ramone.
Joey Ramone
1951 - 2001
April 15th, 2001 is a sad day for music. Joey Ramone, singer for the great punk rock legends The Ramones has died, having suffered from cancer for a long while. His importance to punk rock music, and all music for that matter, is overwhelming and though the Ramones broke up a while back, his presence will be missed. I was and will always be a die-hard Ramones fan, and I suggest everyone pull out the old Ramones records and pay homage to our old friend Joey. Realize that punk music would be nowhere without him.
Photo Associated Press; from CNN.Com
4.15.01 - He Overdosed On Marshmallow Peeps
Happy Easter to All!
ABOVE: Andy (left) must have had a pretty rocking Easter celebration, and now he's all tuckered out from the fun. Wow, that's quite an eclectic Easter basket Andy's mom sent him (right), candy, a plush Easter toy, and a bottle of Bacardi. Happy Easter Andy!
I should be getting some updates out later this week. So keep a lookout for more stuff. Also, on the boards, a user Oxygen has been asking how the site was started, so check out the story here.
4.13.01 - Shameless Self Promo
Short update today. I updated the Mail section so check that out. Also, I am going to take this opportunity to plug my other website where I make stupid retarded videos with my digital camcorder. When you watch the videos I have available for download at my site, you will probably say "This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life" and wish you'd never clicked the link below. Hell, I really can sell my site well can't I? Anyways, if you wanna see some people being stupid, check out Irrational Films and see what else I've been up to. The picture to the right is of Tim G., the star of an Irrational Films classic, "Raising Money for the National Hula Hoop Championship". CLICK BELOW TO CHECK IT OUT!
Reducing Film to It's Worst Level
If any big name director sees this and wants me to come to Hollywood and make movies with them, send me an email and I'll drop out of school right away to sell out to big business and the corporate film industry. RAD!!
If you are still having the problems with the pictures showing up, Dave Clifford suggests that you type http://girlsareevil.8k.com/ instead of http://girlsareevil.8k.com. This should work, but remember that Dave C. also suggests sodomy with cattle, so his advice might not be the wisest choice.
COMING SOON TO G.A.E.: New original lyrics by Jake, some new rants, girls are evil artwork, and other fun stuff. Keep checking back!
Sundays used to be the best day of the week. Sunday night, 9 PM, HBO... THE SOPRANOS. However, now my Sundays are empty, cuz the season is over. We have to wait until April (shit) for new episodes. They better show all three seasons over again so I can tape them. Sorry for this pointless rant. It's just that 9 o'clock came and I realized that Sopranos wasn't coming on, and I got really sad. The Sopranos is the best reason to own a television.
Oh my lord, today is 4-20. You know what that means. Idiotic frat boys and hippies all across the earth will lift up their joints in praise of the day that has been known for stupidness. Among the awful things associated with this day: Hitler's B-Day, Anniversary of the Columbine Tragedy, and the premiere of the movie 
