Satan Was A Woman
By Jake
Preaching from the G.A.E. pulpit |
First of all, let me throw a little disclaimer before I get into this subject. I believe
in a God that closely relates to the Christian faith, and I have similar ideas and beliefs
that coincide with the Old and New Testaments. However, if any are offended by my "theory,"
please do not take it to heart. It's only a stroke of imagination that hit me one day when
I was pondering the opposite sex.
For those of you not too inclined with the book of Genesis, there's a little story in there
that talks about the creation of both man and woman (Adam and Eve.) Sin did not exist in the
world, and both Adam and Eve lived harmoniously together in the Garden of Eden. They never
had to worry about thirst or hunger, because the paradise they lived in was plentiful. However,
God told them both not to eat off a specific tree...this being the Tree of Life.
Well, in enters Satan. In the guise as a reptile, Satan convinced Eve that the tree would
give them power and contained the best fruit in the entire garden. Eve listened to Satan,
and also convinced Adam to do the same. They both ate from the tree, and were both punished
severely by God. Thus, sin was born on the world, thanks to Satan.
It is a well-known fact that girls will not listen to guys. No matter how many times you
tell them something, they will refuse to listen or believe you. They are always right when
it comes to men. HOWEVER, if one of their girl friends tell them something, whether it be
true or not, they will always listen and believe. Girls only listen to girls.
Guys are whipped by girls. They can wrap us around their little finger and make us do almost
anything they want. Adam knew God would disapprove of him eating from the Tree of Life, but
was easily swayed by the power of a woman.
Satan is a woman, because Eve listened and did exactly what she told her to do. If Satan
had been male, then we wouldn't have sin today, because Eve would have never done what Satan told her, and we could live in peace and harmony.
God created man in his own image. Who would have known that he was copying the likeness of
Satan when he made women?
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