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Updated 12.17.01
FROM: Tim Potts
man i see what your saying, I’m one of those nice guys that always gets
screwed over too. What really pisses me off is this one girl...
Tara was this really hot girl, and i saw her at the movies, we shared a
friend "Megan" who wanted to hook us up. So she did and we talked on the
phone a ton and then one day we went on a date and i was so freaking happy,
im laying next to this gorgeous girl watching a movie, but she just looked
like she was having a lame time, so i talked to her and she just went from
liking me one second to stopping for no reason. She is evil, pure bred evil.
Screw her... The worst part comes to the "Jock" she screwed me over for.
It was around 5 and i was getting ready to go to a stupid boys club baseball
Game (i played 1 sport) and we happen to be playing "the Jock's" team. As we
were warming up i look over and see Tara and Megan in the stands. Well i
wasn’t paying to much attention to "the Jock," i guess I was daydreaming off
some where until i heard everyone screaming and i look up and there the
ball was sailing over the fence and there "the Jock" is rounding the bases
like a super hero. Then i went to the plate and struck out. So the game
ended and Tara and "the Jock" were all over each other. I sadly went home.
Updated 10.20.01
FROM: Dawn
just wanted to write in and thank
ya for having the contest, it rocked....it gave me
something to do when i sat online bored like i always
do haha...its also nice to know that some people out
there dont think im too bad...and i've met some cool
people too...im definately gonna keep coming to the
site, i keep hoping the message board will get more
active or something so i'll have more to do with
myself...and i really like the emo kid song, good job!
ohhh well thats about it, thanks again
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FROM: Justin O'Neal
If anyone know about girls being evil, it is me!! I have a crucial streak going since ninth
grade. A girl I was dating left me for a friend of mine. That isn't the worst part! The guy
fingered her in class and asked me to smell his finger. After I smell his finger he tells
me what I just smelled. Needless to say, we aren't friends anymore. Then I end up hooking
up with a girl two years older than me. I didn't like me but she kissed me while I was
drunk and we made out. I didn't like her but I didn't want to lead her on so I went out with
her. Two weeks later I found out that she cheated on me!! The guy she cheated on me with
looked like fat bastard with acne. I swear. then I went out with a girl that decided she
didn't like me because I was "too mature." What the hell is too mature!!! next came a girl
by the name of Amy Stephens. This girl is the basis of all evil women. I ended up staying
with her for 9 months before I broke up with her cause she nevhe next day and she has a
hickie on her neck the size of a small country. The sad thing was I couldn't leave the
party. I had to stay the night cause I was in no condition to leave. that night was hell.
However, after all of that, I am with a girl right now that is beautiful, smart, funny,
cute, sweet, and she smells good. I could have given up on women but I didn't and I found
one that makes all the heart ache worth it. Cause I appreciate her that much more.
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FROM: Anonymous
Dear Sir, Please don't publish my email address or name, if you post this email. I use to be the
asshole guy that had a different chick every week....then I grew up. Now I'm a nice guy and
don't have chicks throwing themselves at me. But there are chicks that like me. Although
I've decided dating and marriage is a waste of time and I never plan to do it. All the nice
guys out their should be nice because they feel they are a better person for it....so you
have to make a choice be a asshole and get girls or be a nice guy and be a better person
for it.
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FROM: Grant
Hey, cool site. I'm glad to've found more people that share my views on the eviality of
girls. "I want to find a guy like you....But not you." Yeah I've heard that one. Doh.
Anyway, just wanted to let you know I'm shooting you a link from my website www.liqwid.org.
Updated 9.18.01
FROM: Skip-E
I saw your website (recommended by a fellow GIRL) and I must say that I found
it very amusing and true. but I see it as the other way around as well. I am
a girl surrounded by jock-ish and player type boys you described in Why
Girls Suck and I must say. the type of boy I go for (nerdy. sensitive. smart.
anti social. emo punks...in short. all of the boys I fancy are considered
extremely heinous by my friends.) tend to go for the slutty bitches (aka Evil
Personified) that you describe on yr site and then they set themselves up for
heartache when they realize the player girls don't want them. When will the
geeky boys realize there are geeky girl counterparts that they'd go perfectly
well with? I have been snuffed and dissed and dropped and what not by a boy
or two in my trials and tribulations of love. and what can you say? boys are
just as evil as girls at times. its the crazy little mindgames they play as
well. the sensitive boys need to realize that some girls are not all that
evil, and really do want a sensitive, non-player man. it is a never-ending
search. it all comes down to boys against girls and that horrible cootie
factor.
keep up the site. it is grand. i love the male perspective at times. good luck.
PostScriptum: All the music you described( except for American Hot Wax) are
all sung by males. you mentioned one of my favorite bands (Saves The Day) and
I can say. I've had my fair share of male renditions and substitutions for
the females in the songs. if that made ANY sense. goodbye.
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FROM: Blink0TX
i just wanted to say that your website is one of my favorites. i am a girl,
but its so funny! i totally agree with you....most girls are bitches. your
site is quite amazing. i love "evil girl survivor". smart idea.....anyways,
i was just saying you're amazing and funny and i love you website.
Updated 8.11.01
FROM: Richard
Hi Dan, Richard here.
I have never met an honest Woman as far as I know.
They are all fake and pretend.
They talk about what bastards Men are, they just hide the fact that they
are worse.
Men think they change after a while when the truth is they were always
EVIL.
Thanks, I feel alot better.
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FROM: Stephanie
Hey you guys! My friend Dane gave me this site so I thought I would check it
out. Its pretty funny, even though it should offend me. Way to be creative,
and just remember not all girls are evil!
Updated 7.23.01
FROM: Adam
Dan, when I saw the page of non-evil girls, I could not believe someone has the same thoughts as I do. Mandy Moore? Reese? Natalie? Virginie? I thought I was alone, especially about Mandy and Reese. Nice work! Impressive site, too.
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FROM: Alex Liebert
I'm loving this site...almost makes me want to say "i thought i was the only one.
I don't know if this is a submission, but check out my poetry to acoustic guitar at www.mp3.com/holdencoughing.
Laura's Infamous Response to an Article by Andrex
Hello. Before I start b****ing i just want to let you know, my name is Laura, on the message board my nick name is 'oxygen'. I would just like to say that before I read that article by Andrex, I totally loved your site. Now i still love it, but a lot of what he said in that article i have a problem with. Most of it is crap! But I do agree with the part he said about most men being jerks. He is one of them! Please pass this next section onto him or let me yell at him publicly on your site. I'm serious! ;)
To Andrex:
I'm sorry but Women (see the use of the uppercase 'W'), don't want jerks. I don't know what kind of twisted mind you have to think that. But it's not true. It's true that we date jerks, but thats usually all there is. And believe me, i think you classify as one for even writing this article.
We are not here to service you! Or tend to your needs. If you ever want to get a great girl you have to have a 50/50 relationship. That's what we want. Who told you that we, us Women, are here for your benifit? Do you really think a girl will like you if your an jerk to the rest of the world but show your good self to her once and a while? Lot's of girls who date jerks are insecure with themselves and usually don't want to be in that kind of relationship.
Well I will give you credit, We do dig guys like Rivers Cuomo, becasue a lot of those guys are nice guys. Mostly Women are looking for a good guy friend, who will later become our soulmate. We date because we have nothing better to do. Sure some of Us date for fun, but then we in truth are using you. And some of us date out of insecurity because some Women really do think that they're here to serve guys because unfortunately it has been burned into our brains.
I am not what you would call a hardcore feminist. But I do pray for equality between the sexes and your article stands in the way.
I can't believe that you think the way to getting a girls heart is to: 1) be a jerk. 2) have a fake personality. 3) babble on about yourself and show no intrest in her. and 4) maybe call her, but make her wonder and stress about it. Do You get many dates? Just wondering. If you do i'm surprised!
How can you possibly think up this article?
I love how you warn all the nice guys out there. And how you comment of a girl's lack of self esteem. You see you gave a lot of power over girls who lack self image to guys who don't deserve that power. I pray that the nice guys are out there and I'm glad that i've caught a few, even though I've had my taste of some real jerks.
This is girls are evil, now I know I just made myself look like and evil b****. But deep down I'm not. I just see the girl a used to be, an insecure girl that is, and don't want other girls with self image problems to go through what your article sugests. I really hope that you are a nice guy, and you don't follow the teachings from your own article.
Updated 6.29.01
FROM: "Emo Atari"
girls are evil. your site is my savior. thank you.
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FROM: Robert
just wanted to say great job on the site it look very good, and also i was
reading the music section and i found out about the beans which is a very
good band thanks.
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FROM: Chris Hunter
hey what’s up its Chris Hunter a frequent visitor and contributor to GAE... Anyways I'm emailing you about that link to heartless bitches. At first I read some of the stuff on the site and I thought, man what a bunch of feminist bitches! then I read on and recognized that the women who contribute to that site are very insightful. I actually drew a parallel to why I found my last g/f so appealing, she was a lot like the women on that site, very strong and independent. Then I read the article about the nice guy chronicals or whatever here http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ngc/ngi-1.shtml and I found that, THEY"RE RIGHT!!! just because a guy is nice doesn't mean that he's all the things a woman wants or needs. if you hadn't read that yet read it!!! anyways that was basically all I wanted to say and that you should read more of the articles in that site, because they're very interesting.
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FROM: Helena
hey, i just fell upon ur site
and i really dig it
want a reason why girls suck?
well, i'm a girl
and i do suck
the end
helena
p.s. for a more legit as to why girls suck, is that when we look for a smart
guy, we don't want one smarter than we are, and we want goodlooking guys to
prance around with, so technically girls have become what guys are considered
to be, self-absorbed bitches.
Updated 6.6.01
FROM: Rosa (Hopeless Emo Girl)
Hi...I went to the site and I thought it was very entertaining...it made me
laugh b/c it’s very true for some girls! And I know your disclaimer says it
shouldn’t be taken seriously and etc, but I know there are some guys out there
who really get utterly pissed off at us females and stuff...but I also just
wanted express my opinion and say that sometimes a guy can be at fault for
his "pain" or whatever...b/c he doesn’t always have to fall for that certain
type of girl ...I mean there are girls that like the punk/emo boys... and they
never notice the girls that like them! And those boys just think of those
girls as friends! And it sucks for the girls that like them... because I guess we
have too much in common with that guy or something so the boys just feel they
have to be friends and only that..?...I don’t know...I just thought I would
share my thoughts and tell you that there are girls out here that totally
want emo/punk/indie boys and cant find any rad ones... lol. Keep up the gnarly
work on your site!
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FROM: Bryan
great page,
nice to know other people out there know girls are fucked up and evil.
A Starry Night. One Wish. No Hope. (Bryan's Website)
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FROM: Anonymous
SUBJECT: Defending Girls
A friend of mine has your link in his info so I decided to check it out. I
personally thought your site was great and hilarious, (I’m still searching for
the Guys Are Evil site). I happen to have never screwed a guy over, at least
nothing I did on purpose and plotted out. I always get the shit end of the
deal every time. I think the ratio is equal, evil guys to evil girls. So lucky
for us non-evil people, the evils usually hookup eventually because they have
so much in common, falling into mutually satisfying evilness. Make sense?
Leaving all us good people to find each other. So being young is all about
finding the right person and the wrong people, because we need the evil
people to help us grow :-) so that we are ready for the right person to come
along. Those are my thoughts!
I'd rather stay anonymous
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FROM: Karen Prager
So I've looked over your site. And here's what I think.
There's a gigantic group of people, male and female that get screwed over
every time. They are the people that are looking for a serious
relationship. These are the nice guys. At the same time, there's also a
huge bunch of jerks. Those are the stupid frat boys you talked about. And
I know some girls like this too. These two groups screw over sensitive,
good people time after time. And these good folks can't break the loop.
So here's what I'm thinking: before you get involved with another stupid
girl, think about it first. Not all girls are evil. Not all guys are evil.
Look for the ones that are getting screwed over. Or maybe someone who
hasn't dated in a really long time. Those are the ones you're looking for.
Those are the ones that probably aren't going to treat you like garbage.
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FROM: Dar
I am a girl and boy - you are right.
Dar Online
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FROM: Ben P.
Hahaha! Great site... I think you hit the nail on the head!!
If you're a fan of Ataris style music, I suggest you check
out one of my bands songs - Bad Love... You can download it
at: www.mp3.com/allaboutadam or visit our website at: www.allaboutadam.co.uk.
Updated 5.27.01
FROM: Ian (RESPONSE TO THE MAIL FROM THE SCORPION KING... below)
Dear King,
You are an asswipe who obviously has nothing better to do than to bitch at people who feel that personal experiences could alert people to the evil that is GIRLS. I have come to the conclusion that you are either: a) a girl, b) a touch hole, or c) just plain stupid, frat house scum.
Why do you use big words? Is it to substitute your lack of general IQ? Do you just go online to find the biggest, most intelligent sounding words you've ever heard of?
Why don't you just fuck off back to your Anubis shithole from whence you came, you rim-licking, butt-fucking, mother-molesting finger hole!
I've said all I wanted to say and doubtless you will reply with some shitty-ass remark, which elevates you to your much coveted position of being better than anybody else.
Fuck you and your stupid ways.
Yours Ever So Sincerely,
Ian
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FROM: TheScorpionKing
This letter is to inform you how much your website and you suck floppy disaccharide-coated Mongolian warlord cock. It must be an disappointment for you to put in so much time and effort only to produce a website equivalent to giving Notorious BIG a rim job while he suffers from amebic dysentery. In fact, I'd rather have my bowels rupture into my peritoneum yielding an excruciatingly painful case of sepsis than read another word of your homoerotic and antisocial babble. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and brutally end your pathetic existence with a blunt object.
Fuck You,
The Scorpion King
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FROM: Shawna
Okay. I'm going to admit it. Girls are evil, including me. I am no exception to the rule. I'm a flat out bitch. I can have my nice moments, and if you talk to me for a long time you'll see that I'm actually quite a nice and good person. But once you start to date me, back the fuck up. I will tease you and you won't get any nookie. I'll pretend like I'm going down on you (when in actuality I was prolly gonna but then saw your small dick and backed off) but really don't. I'll cheat on you, then find something really small about you that I hate (previous reasons: a unibrow, the wrong pair of jeans, an ugly shirt) and then I'll proceed to ignore your phone calls, talk about you behind your back, and do everything you hate. I'll steal your money, borrow your car and never come back, use you for all your worth, and once I'm finally done with you I'll bum your last cigarette and walk away flaunting the ass you didn't get and smile on my way out.
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FROM: Sprocket08
I like your site! It's pretty cool. I can admit to being an evil girl.
Has anyone ever thought of having an evil girl club? I think this might be a
good chance to unite all evil girls so we can plot and share secrets. I
think this could keep your site running longer. What do you think?
Evilly yours, Evil girl
Updated 5.15.01
FROM: Holly Field
my name is holly, yea u guessed it i am a girl. and in the past year i have
been the sad demise of many nice young men. its an addiction i guess you
would say. once u realize the power you actually have u get on this trip and
you never want to get off. you just say to yourself "they got what they
deserve" or "they'll get over it" and still to this day i feel that way.
although i know its wrong what i do. and someday it just might come back to
haunt me. i have also had my share of heartbreaks. its not as if girls are
the only evil ones. i mean yes the majority, but hey theres always those few
nice ones that no one bothers to notice and if just if they get lucky enough
to be noticed they end up being the heartbroken falling sadly short to the
"prettier" or more "popular" girl. and that sucks just as much as when "evil"
girls break ur guys hearts. what can i say its a game.. and we are the
players. some people learn and become great at the game. myself being one. u
learn how to get the guys to notice u and then u learn how to get them to
want u. in the end u always lose site of what the whole purpose was. was it
for fun? no...thats not it...then was it for popularity? nope..i am
popular...well then gosh what was it? ohhh it was that dying need to feel
wanted to know that someone actually cares about u and wants to be with u.
wow, cuz not even a year ago the nerd wouldn't even notice you. and that is
my only answer for you heartbroken girl hating people. just look at it this
way...someone my be making ur life a living hell, but its a chain reaction
just turn around i am sure ur breaking someone's heart at the same time urs
is being broken. thats all i can say about it and thats the only way i see
it. thank you for listening even though i am sure your shaking your head at
this moment. :) good-bye
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FROM: Andrew GirlsareniceandIamapimp Phillips
Is this dan irrational? the Dan Irrational. wow, i feel
so honored, u r so hot. I would love to have like 60,000 of your children.
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FROM: Mike
a friend sent me to your site and i really like it, it seems every girl i have ever liked, has dicked me around... well just wanted to thank you for the outlet. if you have a chance give my journal/rant site... http://premise.scribble.nu. its not only about girls, but its there.
Updated 5.09.01
FROM: LostSurfn2
I was looking online with my friend (guy) and we were looking at your page.
The first picture at Australia is beautiful. It's a really good picture.
Even though I'm a girl and I should probably hate you for saying all girls
are evil when you have never met ME, but still it's a really good picture.
Updated 4.13.01
FROM: Tom
My name is Tom. I play guitar and write in a Sydney based EMO PUNK band.
Recently i have just been screwed over by pretty much all the chicks in my
life and especially the one i really like and she is now going out with a
total jerk. Same old story though.
http://kingsamongmen.cjb.net
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FROM: Daniel O. Pascual
I really believe that all this shit on this website is absolutely factual and holds a
true explanation on what girls really are....... EVIL. Girls put on this sugar coating outer
appearance and they use men who feel for them. Movies like "Heartbreakers" Directed by David
Mirkin shows how women treat men...like scum. I FEEL, no lemme change that, I KNOW that most
girls are only there for profit, because they know that men will give them all they want.
My auntie just came to Guam from the Philippines and already many men have come to my
house to try and win her heart, but there is this one guy, very persuasive, very patient. He
comes to our house everyday and buys her flowers and shit. She tells me how she feels for this
guy...numb. She told me that she doesn't feel a thing for the man, but whenever she is hungry,
she calls the guy, from work, and tells him to take her out in a very expensive restaurant.
This man wastes more than \\$1500 per month on her. Thats more than 70% of his salary, which
I think was also reduced because she calls him during work hours.
Women are out there to be dependent on men, I think God made it to be a Mutual Relationship
but they are but parasites. They feed on miseries of men. Damn them.
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FROM: Greg Lassik
Girls suck because they always go BACK to the ass hole frat boy, and leave us
hanging in our rooms, writing songs about how we love them.
Updated 4.5.01
FROM: Megan
I am a girl and even I think girls suck! There are only a few girls who I
would consider to not suck, but the majority of them are petty and you might
even say psycho. Don't worry, I'm not a lesbian. I like guys. I would much
rather hang out with a whole bunch of guys than be with my own kind. And I
don't wish I were a guy either. Generally, I just like to be in the presence
of guys. So, if any guys are out there looking for not-stupid girls, send me
an e-mail because my two best friends are definitely not stupid (and not ugly
either). I'm not completely convinced that I'm not a stupid girl (I have my
moments), but my best friends are the coolest girls ever! ~~Megan
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FROM: Double J
Dan i checked out your site and dude its fucking awesome. you so deserve a
link on my page. i dig the say anything quotes, you are just too rad. but
lucky you can get girls to let you take pictures of them. hehe girls are
mean.
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FROM: Chris Hunter
I think your website was a really cool idea, because heart break and loathing runs so high around the first two years of college, your bound to get hundreds of authentic visitors. I'll just tell you a little about myself. I'm a web programmer from a town called flemington, nj. I goto San Diego state university now, but I also run my own computer consulting company called netricate systems. I'd love to help you guys out with your site if you wanted some, I know perl/java and I could write you a template driven interface for your site or something like that, its always better to use something like perl or asp to generate your website so that you can change the layout whenever by just changeing the template.
Updated 3.27.01
FROM: Jason Svrcek
I recently checked your site out from a link in a friend's AIM info. I gotta say, Im astounded.You've hit it right on the mark with this site. I've thought these tings for years, but dues to fear of rejection from females, I kept a lid on them. You are a visionary my friend. If you have an AIM account, please reply with your screen name. I think we'd have a lot to talk about. Again, thanks for the site. Amazing work!
Emo in PA,
Jay
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FROM: Roosta1280
i'm a girl and all... but your site is hilarious. i agree, there ARE evil girls out there.... they just give the rest of us a bad name. props for the nice stuff you said about saves the day!!!
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FROM: Becca Fatora
Hey guys, just checked out your site. I have to say, nice job. I guess I should be defending myself, or my gender, or something? But...eh well. I'm a big fan of emo, so I can appreciate it. Keep up the good work.
P.S. Your mission statement...hilarious.
TGUK/Ataris/Dashboard kicks ass.
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FROM: Joanna Coffey
my best friend loves your site. and he has told me several times to check
it out. being a girl, at first i thought it was rather mean. but after
certain events i have observed in my life resently i will have to agree with
you. girls are evil. i don't think that girls intend (i know i don't) to
be evil. but there are girls i am ashamed to say that i share the same
gender as them. for some reason a lot of girls fall for the jerks in the
world, and leave the good guys high and dry, but go to the good guys crying
when they are in pain. why girls do this i don't know. i often wonder if
they are just blind to see what they have right in front of their faces.
another thing i see girls do that pisses me off is they say things to guys
that they do not mean. i am sorry, but with the nature that females have, i
can't see how they can throw certain words around when they know damn well
they do not mean them. i have seen some of my close guy friends hurt by
girls who, one, can't see what they have waiting right there for them, and
two, have said things that they never meant. so forgive our stupidity, each
gender has its downside, but girls can be and are evil. so my best advice
is pick and choose carefully, cause there are sluts, bitches, and angels all
mixed together. and sometimes for us there is a fine line between each.
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FROM: David Maher
I like your site a lot! I was wondering, do you put girls who just don't take an interest in you into the "keyboard confessional" list? Because I often pine after girls, but am too afraid to tell them how I feel.. "Again I Go Unnoticed". But I am given hope by your writing because I feel my very limited (even more than you) experience with girls gave me no foot to stand on when proclaiming that "Girls Are Evil"! Now I feel a little more confident, but I still need to get into a bunch of heartbreaking relationships for experience.
does he ... "ever get the girl?"
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FROM: Laura Beechel
My hallmate suggested I visit your site, and at her request, I did, and subsequentially found my staring at the most pathetic pile of HTML ever. But I do give you guys props. Clever, witty, mildly entertaining. And yes, I do know this is all in good fun, don't get me wrong. But you must relize it is a two-way street, as all relationships are. As you might guess by now, I am also a girl, and am also under the impression that most guys are jerks who think with their other head for the majority of their lives. Maybe you'll just blame it on the "exceptions" of the male population, but you just can't convince me that the male species is perfect in their role in relationships. You fuck with our minds, our bodies, and our whole persona. You tear us down to nothing and then claim its our fault. Not again, as my friend said, I am really not bitter, nor bitchy. I like to think of myself as a good girlfriend, but I am at a loss of compliments for your gender. Right now I am at a point where the assumption remains that all boys are evil and I'm waiting for one to surprise me. So come on surprise us.
Updated 2.13.01
FROM: Melissa Mannion
Hi there, I'm a girl, I'd like to think I was a nice
one, but anyway, I just wanted you to know that not all
girls are evil, and most of us are under the impression
that boys are controlled by the devil, or their penis,
whichever is worse at the moment. Also, I just had my
heart broken by a boy, that may explain why I'm so ummm
something, I can't think of the word I want to use, no
it's not bitchy or bitter, but anyway, he said after
almost 2 years of dating, and telling each other we
loved each other and wanting to spend the rest of our
lives together that he needed time to think about what
he really wanted for the rest of his life. Turns out
he had been thinking we needed a break for 3 months
without telling me. I'm not the evil one here. I also
wanted to tell you I'm sorry girls are mean, they're
mean to other girls too, and also if I knew how, I'd
make a boys are evil website, but I don't know how.
And I have to get through my freshman year of college
first, maybe I'll learn later. Just thought you'd like
some mail. Have a nice day, and we all don't hate
those of the male persuasion, just the jerks. Thanks
for the entertaining site.
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FROM: Chris Cholet
Your site has so much in it that I totally agree with.
I have a whole story I could tell you about an emotionally manipulative, selfish, evil girl that I was infatuated with up until about November. Instead, check out my poems at http://www.jeisai.net/fail/poems.html Those, plus http://www.jeisai.net/friction.html show the progression of the relationship. Now we're "friends" but she's trying to get me back to where she can manipulate me again. Etc, etc. This site shows the one non-evil girl I know:
http://www.jeisai.net/ntc/ntc.html and ntc2.html
PS: Saves The Day is the best band I've ever heard. Their lyrics are amazingly written (so easy to identify with), and the music is great. I'm glad there are other guys out there who appreciate them as much as I do. Okay, maybe I listen to them too much, so sue me.
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FROM: Jim Clark
I went to your site today... great stuff. I wholeheartedly agree with you on the entire bit.
I wanted to let you know that i put a link up to your site on mine, and if you want to
check it out, the address is www.robotstampede.com.
Anyway, keep up the good work!
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FROM: Jon Droski
Whats up man, my name is Jon Droski and I'm the dude in the picture at the top of your site,
if you dont believe me ask chris, your emo austrailian buddy who is one of my good
friends here at state. Anyway, i just put in a guestbook signature and
i wanted to let you know that this site is cool as fuck and that if you want i could send
in an amazing story but i would have to do it after spring break cuz i have a lot of work
to do here. But anyway, keep up the work, i do know for a fact that girls are evil as shit
and will prove it. Later man.
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FROM: Josh Hecker
Ok, you wanted a story, well, here's my pathetic one:
I have had a crush on this girl for almost a year. We have become pretty
good friends and can talk about anything except us. Some of my friends
think we are going out even. Anyways, on Valentine's Day i decide to be
romantic and tell her how i feel cause i can't stand not knowing anymore. I
send her a rose to each of her classes with a note about how I like her.
The freaking people who delivered the roses messed up and she had no clue
who sent them for a while. that night I asked her out to Perkins. She came
and we had a good time. She even paid because it was my birthday. I didn't
get a good night's kiss and I still don't know if we're just friends. i
asked her this week to Prom. She said she would go but her friend might have
set her up already. translation: I'll go if no one else asks.
The story of my love life can be summed up in one sentence i hear all the
time. "I like you but I value your friendship too much to lose you."
Just tell me I'm ugly or my breath stinks.
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FROM: Jake Duvall
I currently write for Gyeah Magazine, but
my true passion is writing lyrical poetry and ventation on the opposite sex. Your website
would be the perfect opportunity for me to get this out in the open and in the public eye.
if you would be interested, I would love to be a part of your staff and submit to you these
various ramblings and lyrics.
Here is a small sample...one of my older songs... Anthem of a Hopeless
Romantic
thanks for making a site actually worth visiting
daily. ;-)
-jake
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FROM: The Evil T.V.F.
So you think girls are evil huh??? Well who do you think is going to suck
your dick?? Your mom?? Think
again
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REPLY FROM: Your Humble Webmaster
I was pretty much just assuming that you were going to take care of that.
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FROM: The Evil T.V.F.
What would have ever given you that impression? Oh, the fact that i vomited
when i saw your shriveled dick? That must be quite an embarassing
misinterpretation on your part.
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