These Girls Are Not Evil
By Dan Irrational
Now I know that this website is dedicated to the evilness of girls. Again, however, I must re-iterate the fact that all girls aren't evil. To prove it, I've made a little list of some girls who aren't evil. These are the only girls I would ever date, and I know that if I had a chance at these girls they would never break my heart like all the girls from the past have. I got these pictures from a rocking site Celebrity-Wallpaper.Com so go there if you want some sweet wallpaper of hot un-evil girls to shadow your own sense of loneliness and self-pity.
Virginie Ledoyen
Every time I hear her ask Richard "Would you like to come to the beach with me?" I almost die. She is a French queen, a picture of pure perfection, and anyplace she is becomes a fucking paradise. She could make even Daytona shit-hole beach look like Maya Bay... oh Francoise, "Look! The plankton, when they are disturbed they glow, come on!" What I wouldn't give to have her say that to me. She will be my wallpaper forever!!
Reese Witherspoon
for some reason, I seem to be totally alone on my love for this girl. But believe me, she is my absolute favorite, no matter what anyone says. I'll always love her. In Cruel Intentions, Fear, Election, American Psycho, Pleasantville and all her films, she shines as a completely amazing actress and a total knockout. That scene in Pleasantville, where she pulls the lollipop out of her mouth and smiles, I become a babbling moron every time. Once she finds this website she is going to call me. She would never break my heart. I know it.
Julia Stiles
My roommate can vouch for this girl. The movie 10 Things I Hate About You should be called Julia Stiles is the One Thing I Don't Hate About This Movie. I didn't seen Save the Last Dance, but I wanted to. On top of her beauty, Julia Stiles is a sophisticated actress, and a real buff for taking Shakespearean roles. Will she be my Juliet? A plague on her current boyfriends houses!!
Claire Danes
"Ever since I saw you on my So-Called Life, I've been writing you these letters asking you to be my wife... Today I hi-jacked a plane, and wrote your name across the sky, Ms. Claire Danes..."
--THE ATARIS "My So-Called Life"
Natalie Portman
She is a Queen. Really... She's Queen Amidala as a matter of fact. On top of this, she's a rocking hottie, and she blew me away in Mars Attacks and I totally would have seen that movie about the Wal-Mart baby if it weren't for the fact that I would have been ridiculed and called "gay" by everyone I know. Oh Queen, you rule beautifully. You were the only redeeming quality of Episode One.
Mandy Moore
I know she's like 16 years old, but I'm not a pederast or anything. Plus, I know her music is lame, but I don't care. Mandy is as sweet as candy, and I think she's rocking. Britney and Christina suck compared you Mandy Moore. She's the best generic pop-star on the planet. I'm pretty sure the song "I Wanna Be With You" is about me too.
Get more pictures of these non-evil queens at Celebrity-Wallpaper.Com
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